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(The Romeo and Juliet thing is up go to my tagged/romeo+and+juliet) 16/f/ melbourne
Fandoms include harry potter, starkid, doctor who, sherlock, night vale, frozen as of like a month ago probably a bit of pokemon and avengers and i say include because there are others but those are the main ones?

April 21, 2014 7:38 pm

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via myprovinciallife)

7:37 pm

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via pizza)

7:37 pm

foodstain:

i loved this part in frozen

(Source: bryko, via dont-join-fandoms)

7:30 pm

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds, via allthepheels)

7:27 pm

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

(via pizza)

7:25 pm
lone-wulf:

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

This is probably the nicest one you’ll see

lone-wulf:

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

This is probably the nicest one you’ll see

(Source: brokendreamsandsadness, via how-to-be-a-bitch-for-dummies)

7:23 pm

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(via how-to-be-a-bitch-for-dummies)

7:23 pm

communistbakery:

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

are u calling me fat

(Source: asian, via how-to-be-a-bitch-for-dummies)

7:22 pm

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

(via therealbarakobama)

5:23 pm

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

(via catherinetheadequate)